Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Albino Squirrel Speaks

Dear Tangled Yarns Readers,

I'm sorry to inform you that Amanda, a.k.a. the Knotty Historian, is lost and believed to be buried under a pile of books and student essays. I last saw Amanda leaving her discussion section on I. B. Singer at 3:25 on Monday, and, as corroborated by several witness who saw her at coffee shops around town, there was a wild look in her eyes. Those around her have become concerned about the soundness of her judgment at this time, and, if spotted, we suggest approaching her with caution as she may be easily startled. Considering that she must finish all elements of her QE dossier and complete grading approximately 40 student papers by 5:00 tomorrow, it seems that her temporary insanity is probably justified. As for the rest of us, we simply hope she resurfaces before Friday when she is scheduled to drive to Los Angeles for her Grandmother's 90th birthday.

Ms. Al. Squirrel


New Knitter Knitting Fan said...

Dear Mr. Al. Squirrel,
Thank you for updating Amanda's blog fans of her well-being. Please tell Amanda that we all wish her good luck on her exams and a safe and fun journey to her Grandmother's 90th birthday.

Anonymous said...


Good luck Amanda. Hope you get it all done in time.

Batty said...

If I weren't a medieval historian, I'd offer to help out with the grading. Good luck!

Anonymous said...

You can't beleive any one who doesn't know how to dress properly! Go back and get your proper fur coat on and the we will listen to you and yes squirelle is correct.